Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
Everything he said was pure gold
And not just the funny and sass…
Even when he don’t say anything, tho
I love how he was always smiling
Even tought he was the most damaged Doctor
The way he looked at Rose
GOD, THEY WERE SO CUTE
I want him back
here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before
jean valjean is at the baker’s. “how much for these buns?” jean valjean asks. “oh, it’s two for 6.01,” the baker says. jean valjean turns very pale
A German child is being taught French, the mother points to a rose, “rouge.” “Ja, rouge.” The mother points to the sea, “bleu.” “Ja, bleu.” The mother points to a bush, “vert” “Ja, vert. Suddenly a police inspector comes bursting in
This is a true story
We’re not convinced the Hannibal Writers aren’t just a room full of people Bryan found on Tumblr. Which means you should probably follow them.
What did you do to that cake to make it the ugliest cake to ever cake?
I bought one of those:
to bake a castle cake for a friend. Turns out they are quite shitty and can’t stand up straight in the oven, so I lost almost half of the batter. Then, when the cake was finally baked I wanted to decorate it, so I melted some white chocolate and started pouring it. But it turns out two bars of chocolate weren’t enough and I didn’t have any more, so It’s not even completely covered. I tried to save it with some chocolate M&Ms, which stuck quite nicely to the chocolate….
Still, the effect is terrible.
I somehow managed to bake the ugliest cake in the world….
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale
i mean really
what is going on here
this is officially my new favourite thing
thank you for sharing it with us
SEXTS FROM THE VOID
"Simon. I wanted to thank you."
Marlon Brando with his cat at home, circa 1950s